i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
Will I be something?
Am I something?
And the answer comes:
You already are.
You always were.
And you still have time to be.
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.
when you and your friend see someone you hate
- hates people who are assholes
- loves fictional characters who are assholes